Things I Learned About Music In 2018

• 'Tempted' is a song by Squeeze and not by Stevie Wonder
• Traveling Wilbury's and Tom Petty are not the same dude
• The first 40 seconds of 'Don't you worry bout a thing' and the last 4 minutes are the same song. I thought the intro was the intro to some mambo song. I scoured the internet to try and figure out what song it was. I discovered that they were in fact the same song the next day at work when it came on the radio.

         

• Bjork is not half Japanese. I swear I read somewhere that she was when I was about 11 or 12 years old, and have believed it ever since. I told a girl at work today that she needs to stick together with all the other Norse-Japanese women of the world. Mandela Effect in action

"What?"

"Ya know, because Bjork is half Japanese too"

"Dude, no she isn't"

*Girl Googles the facts*

"Look"

• Jamiroquai is not a black woman.